Funny-Guy Vendor

The other day I was at the store where I work and I was standing by the back warehouse door scooping up some dirt and throwing it in the garbage. All at once the buzzer alerted me that a vendor was waiting outside to be let in to make a delivery. I decided to have some fun and in a loud falsetto voice I asked, “Who is it?”

There was a hesitation and then I heard, “Land shark.” You’d have to be a fan of the early days of NBC’s “Saturday Night Live” to appreciate the joke, and appreciate it I did laughing almost hysterically as I opened the door for the funny-guy vendor.